Showing posts with label boss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boss. Show all posts

Sep 5, 2011

Jaise Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota hai, Vaise Har ek Boss Khadoos hota hai...!!!

Chai Ke Liye Jaise Toast Hota Hai
Vaise Har Ek Boss Khadoos Hota Hai
Aise Har Ek Boss Khadoos Hota Hai

Koi Subah Paanch Baje Neend Se Jagaye
Koi Raat Ko Teen Baje tak kaam Karwaye
Ek Teri Kadki Mein increment Kare
Aur Ek Tere incentive Mein deduction Kare

Koi Nature Se sweet.. KKoi Ghost Hota Hai..
Par Har Ek Boss Khadoos Hota Hai

Ek thoda kaam de aur khud bhi Kare
Ek sirf kaam de Aur khud kuch na Kare

Office Ka Koi Ghoomta Phirta Satellite
Koi Saath Rahe To karde Sab Alright
Koi Effortless, Koi Forced Hota Hai
Lekin Har Ek Boss Khadoos Hota hai

Ek Tere Idea Ko Apna Bataye
Aur Ek Tera Target Har Month Badhaye
Koi Nature Se Sadu, Koi Host Hota Hai
Par Har Ek Boss Khadoos Hota Hai…

Senior Boss, Junior Boss
Ye Boss, Wo Boss…
Janey kaun Kaun Se Hain Yahan Pe Boss…
Gin Gin Ke Naam Bheja Roast Hota Hai
Par Har Ek Boss Khadoos Hota Hai
Lekin Har Ek Boss Khadoos Hota Hai

HAR EK BOSS KHADOOS HAI YAAR

 

Apr 19, 2011

Encounters with Boss..

Boss: Why this matter is still not fixed?

Me: We have to meet the other party give them overview so that they approve the same. For this i need you to come along.

Boss: Then what's the problem. Fix a time to meet and then we can go to discuss the matter. Why don't you do these things yourselves.

Me: Sir, that's why i am enquiring about your availability. you fix 2-3 meetings at same time and then you ditch one of them. Last 2-3 times it happened when i fixed a meeting.

Boss: (gives me a smile) Yeah some times my calendar messes up. You fix a meeting anytime but inform me 48 hours before or atleast 24 hours minimum. Fix a meeting for tommorow at 9.30 in morning.

Me: Sorry sir, can't fix it tommorow 9.30.

Boss: Why? you have other appointments?

Me: No Sir, now it is less than 24 hours. You need to be informed 24 hours before a meeting. I can't take a risk. (i know i shudn't have said that, but it was fun to see his expression... :P)

Boss: Hahaha!! Stop cracking Jokes. Go and fix it for tommorow.


After our meeting, while talking to my colleague, i realised that this time our boss had ditched him. He had already a meeting for same time fixed 3 days back which he forgot and gave the time to me.