Apr 28, 2011

International Symbol of Marriage: IT SAYS IT ALL... :P



If u don’t believe it,

Just type : International Symbol of Marriage

and search in Google images..

For those who cannot make out whats thr in the poor guy's hand

It is a credit card. :)

Apr 27, 2011

Dude... When R U getting Married....

By the time you turn 26, you will find that whole world is now busy to find you a spouse and get you settled.

Now i seriously don't understand that why is this world so interested in getting me married...? Is it like if i don't get married, an asteroid will hit the earth and everything will get destroyed. If that's the case, i will love to get married. Then i will be the saviour of this world. I hope i need not wear underwear over pants. (Lolz)

I am not a commitment phobic but Man... give me a break. There are people who are in early thirties and still single. Get them married first... :P

Marriage is a responsibility and next step in life where you decide to live with the person your whole life ahead. Secondly, when the girl is coming with you, she is leaving all her past behind and has faith on you that you will be there with her everytime. There is love, faith, respect and so much of stuff... So where am i wrong if i say i am not ready.

So guys, lemme be single till i find a girl or meet a girl who can handle me and my craziness. :P

Apr 19, 2011

Encounters with Boss..

Boss: Why this matter is still not fixed?

Me: We have to meet the other party give them overview so that they approve the same. For this i need you to come along.

Boss: Then what's the problem. Fix a time to meet and then we can go to discuss the matter. Why don't you do these things yourselves.

Me: Sir, that's why i am enquiring about your availability. you fix 2-3 meetings at same time and then you ditch one of them. Last 2-3 times it happened when i fixed a meeting.

Boss: (gives me a smile) Yeah some times my calendar messes up. You fix a meeting anytime but inform me 48 hours before or atleast 24 hours minimum. Fix a meeting for tommorow at 9.30 in morning.

Me: Sorry sir, can't fix it tommorow 9.30.

Boss: Why? you have other appointments?

Me: No Sir, now it is less than 24 hours. You need to be informed 24 hours before a meeting. I can't take a risk. (i know i shudn't have said that, but it was fun to see his expression... :P)

Boss: Hahaha!! Stop cracking Jokes. Go and fix it for tommorow.


After our meeting, while talking to my colleague, i realised that this time our boss had ditched him. He had already a meeting for same time fixed 3 days back which he forgot and gave the time to me.


Apr 17, 2011

Bollywood with Arabic Tadka... :-P

I never thought that living in middle east would be so much funny but lately thanks to Zee aflam, I do have a good laugh every weekend. Bollywood have great fans here in Arab countries and Zee was smart enough to have a local channel where they play Hindi movies with Arabic sub-titles. Lately with increasing followers, they went one step further to cater the Arabic speaking population. Now they play some top grosser bollywood films dubbed in Arabic.

And you bet sometimes, you find it funny and sometimes you just want to break that TV. Yesterday I was watching Fanaa. This aamir khan flick is famous for the dialogues and the shayari aamir says during the whole movie. But yesterday what they were doing is still not clear to me. Even Rehan, name of aamir’s character when mentioned in Arabic, seemed like some bike passed besides me in jet speed. It was only Han Han which was being heard.

Another thing which they have done is that they only translated the dialogues, Phew!! What a relief. I can’t imagine they converting Chand Sifarish in Arabic. Anyways, now the whole while the characters know Arabic but when they sing they can sing in Hindi…..

Well the list is not small… you can see all the top stars speaking Arabic now. Dhoom, Dhoom 2, jodha akbar, rab ne banaa di Jodi, dostana and blah blah blah…. I now need to learn Arabic because now I don’t understand anything, and that tendency to see the movie leads me to download them and watch again… :-P

And King Khan going one step further by promoting the channel by speaking in Arabic... Bollywood Billa Arabia.....