14 March'2007
Namastey India ,
Bahrain Weekly edition Paanch mai aapka swaagat hai.
Yeh rahe mukhya samachaar
Zahra aur Mai is Friday coffee peene gaye (oye tim lak tim tim lak lak)
Mujhe bus mai mile do sardar
Mila mujhe ek chotta sa promotion
Residence Permit lagaa mere passport par
Friday dekhi maine apni pehli English film Bahrain mai aake
Aur Bahrain weekly ab internet pe bhi uplabth
Ab samachaar vistaar se
Zahra aur Mai is Friday coffee peene gaye (oye tim lak tim tim lak lak)
Zahra aur Mai is friday coffee peene gaye, mujhe to yeh type karte hue hi itni khushi ho rahi hai, badaa mazaa aaya, the place is called COSTA COFFEE just like the CCD in India, oye hoye itni rangeeniyaan thi vahaan pe, aur coffee bhi achi thi. Yahaan Friday ko chutti hoti hai sabko, so we went in the morning at around 10 or 10:30 am, everybody liked it. Everybody bole toh mama, mami the two angels. Yeh log hi to he mere saath, Oooooh paapiyon tumne kya socha uuufffoooo Zahra aur Mai coffee peene gaye the Friday, saath mai thodi na gaye the, who apne gharwaalon ke saath gayi thi mai apne rishtedaron ke saath. Kya yaar tum log bhi!!! Chotti si baat ko chewing ke maafik kheench dete ho. Khair kissi na kissi din saath mai jaayenge coffee peene hum dono zaroor pakka.
By the way, yeh to khush khabri hai ki cared enough to come to me the net morning and tell me that "Rahuuuuuul, I went to Costa coffee yesterday evening"
Mere mama bhi na, shyaam ko nahi jaa sakte the, din mai hi jaana tha unko
Ok getting on the second headline
Mujhe bus mai mile do sardar
Haan!! To mai Sunday ko bus se vaapis ghar jaa raha tha aur bilkul meri aage waale seat pe do sardaar baithe the. Punjabi mai baat kar rahe the…. Aaye haaye bade dino ke baad Punjabi sunke mazaa aa gaya upar se topic bhi bahut badhiya discuss ho raha tha, Aishwarya aur Abhishek ki shadi ka, aur itni involvement ke saath discussion ho rahi thi jaise unki marzi nahi hogi to Amitji shaadi karvaayenge hi nahi. Ek kehta "eh kudi na addi chaal cheez hai, pehle Salman aur Vivek da jhagda karaata, te jaake baigayi abhishek de naal, oye hoye, badi kutti cheez hai" Mera bada dil kar raha tha ki bolun "paaji, mainu vi Punjabi aundi hai"
Lekin achaa nahi lagtaa na.
He! He! He! He! He! He! He! He! He! He! He!
Phir aaya shaitaani dimaag mai idea, mai shuru ho gaya
"Daaru peekee, Daaru peeke. Daaru peeke Daaru peeke jatt mukde maar de galich lalkaare………"
Oh yaar aage nahi aata
"Dekhli vilaait yaaron dekhli vilaait, goriyaan rangan de vich dil ne blak, van su vane khaane khaake phir bhi dil nahi bharda, mera maa di hathaan diya pakkiyan rotiyaan khan nu bada hi dil karda…."
Wow, what an apt song.
Lekin saalon ne koi reaction hi nahi diya, unki bhi galti nahi, woh dono ek shaadi fixkarne mai busy the"
Khair bus ruki, ma utra aur whi gaana gaate gaate ghar chalaa gaya.
Mila mujhe ek chotta sa promotion
Dekhlo seekho kuch mujhse, do maheene mai promotion le liya, I mean salary hike nahi hui hai, lekin designation hike ho gaya hai, am an AUTHORIZED SIGNATORY now. Mere signatures ho ek warranty replacement card pe tabhi ek custome apna kharaab Bluetooth headset Bahrain bhi kaheen bhi deke ek naya le sakta hai.
You know am man with lots of power now but with great power comes great responsibilities
Maa kasam kaam kar kar ke peeth dard ho jaati hai, pehle sahi tha, kuch khaas kaam nahi hota tha, lekin ab to ghadi dekhne ko ime nahi milta, lekin Bahrain Weekly ke liye toh time nikaalna padta hai
Residence Permit lagaa mere passport par
Khush khabriyon pe khush kabriyaan aa rahi hai aaj toh … hain??
He! He! He! He! He! He!
Abbe tum kyun daant phaad rahe ho, residence permit to mere passport pe lagaa hai, ho gaya hunmai ab Bahrain ka vaasi abbe aadivaasi nahi Vaasi Vaasi, resident. Ab kholunga mai apna bank account AL AHLI UNITED BANK mai, ye pata hai, yahaan almost har dukaan ke naam ke aage AL lagtaa hai, AL AHLI, AL NAOIMI, AL AMAL, AL MUNTAZAAH, mama, mami se matlab poocha to unk pata nahi.
Friday dekhi maine apni pehli English film Bahrain mai aake
SAW, oye hoye, kya mast film hai, matlab the film was good but when in the end the suspense is revealed, it becomes one of the best. Superb, lekin dhyaan se dekhna, its into the Violence and Gore category, khoon kharaabe waali film hai
Aur Bahrain weekly ab internet pe bhi uplabth
Just log onto http://imrashok.googlepages.com/bahrainweekly
Abbe dekhlo tmhaare liye kitn karta hun, kuch mera bhi khayaal rakho, I mean koi gift shift hi bhejdo India se.
Yaar is Bahrain Weekly mai itna hi, kuch aur khaas hua hi nahi poore hafte
Maybe in the next edition
Till then Chao
And mail me back
Raul
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